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1. Every second God remembers you,
   Every minute God bless you,
   Every hour God cares for you because...
   Every day I pray God to take care of U.
   
   
   
   Good looks catch the eyes,
   but Good Personality catches the heart.
   You are blessed with both!
   FLATTERED???
   Don't Be!!! It was sent to ME, and I just wanted you to read it...
2. 1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
   U & ME laughing,
   U & ME crying,
   U & ME dreaming,
   U & ME holding on,
   U & ME...
   
   just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
3. Falling in love is a sweet ambition,
   finding true love is a life time mission..
   Take my word, follow the Indian tradition
   & marry ur dad's decision !
   
   
   I mixed RUM in water and got drunk.
   I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk.
   I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again.
   Now I have decided never to drink water again !!!
4. Sabne Kaha Dosti ek dard hai,
   Humne kaha dard kabul hai,
   sabne kaha is dard ke saath ji nahi paoge,
   humne kaha teri dosti ke sath marna kabul hai...
   
   
   
   Wo Dosti hi kya jisme duriya na ho,
   Wo apnapan hi kya jisme ladai na ho,
   wo dil hi kya jisme dard na ho,
   aur wo cell hi kya jisme hamara SMS na ho... How r u?
5. I am gonna write on all bricks , "I MISS U " and wish one fall on your head....so that u'll come 2 know how it hurts when u miss someone .
   
   
   
   Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki
   har taraf ujala nazar ata hai...
   sochta hu ki bijli katva lu....
   ajkal kambakhat bill bahot ata hai...
6. Aisi Dosti hamari ki dil chahye tu har safar har dagar me mile, mar bhi jau to pyar rahe kayam aur tu sath wali kabar me mile.
   
   
   
   
   () """ ()
   ( 'o' ) hey..
   ( ,>o<, )
   Dost...
   
   () _"""_ ()
   ( o )
   ( ,("") )
   Naaraj ho...
   Phir SMS kyo nahi karte ho...
   Chalo jaldi se SMS karo..
   ****************************
   
   ,-'''-.-'''-.
   (you&me)
   '-. .-'
   'v'
   
   have unique & strange Friendship
   /)/)
   ( ';' )
   (,) (,)
   ME unique
   
   <) ''.'.'' (>
   ( (oo) )
   (,,,) - (,,,)
   You so strange
7. Apko MULAYAM ki akal,
   LALOO ki shakal,
   Mayawati ki wani,
   JAYA ki jawani,
   KALAM jaise baal,
   ATAL jaisi chaal mile..
   GOOD LUCK
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   if my
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   if my s
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   just
   check
   if my sw
   okay!
   
   just
   checki
   if my sweet
   okay!
   
   just
   checking
   if my sweet
   FRIEND is okay!
9. My Friendship is like an onion,
   Which has many layers in it,
   it will add taste to your life,
   but if you try to cut it, you will have tears in your eyes
   
   
   Someone Remembers, Somebody Cares, YOUR Name Is Whispered In Somebody"s Prayers, Keep The Bright Hope Of Sunshine In View, Someone Is Warmly Thinking Of You
10. The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !
11. Some One
    
    
    is Loving You
    
    
    Caring for You
    
    Watching over U
    
    Protecting U
    
    Guess Who?
    
    yes
    
    GANPATI
    BAPPA MORYA
12. #__# #
    # '''# #
    
    (o) (o)
    ( .__. )
    
    (o) (_)
    ( '__. )
    
    (_) (o)
    ( '__. )
    
    (_) (_)
    ( '__. )
    
    (o) (o)
    ( .__. )
    
    Nothing...
    
    Just a mischievous little hi!
    How r u?
13. $'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'
    MOHABBAT
    means...
    $'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'
    M - aut
    O - oljhan
    H - aarna
    A - asoo
    B - barbadi
    B - ewafai
    A - ndhera
    T - anhai, I agree? Do you?
14. Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",
    Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",
    Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",
    AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"
    WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!
15. You = Lovely
    You = Perfect
    You = Beautiful
    You = Amazing
    You = sweet
    You = Cute
    You = gorgeous
    You = Fantastic
    You = Fabulous
    me = lier!
16. Friendship is a relation where no Charges of Activation,
    Free incoming, Free Outgoing, with roaming facility all over the World!!

17. Joined: 10-January 06 Posts: 9,133

    Kya bindas hava chal raheli hai, birdy gana ga rahele hain,
    Cow log grass eat rahele hain,
    shane log SMS kar rahele hain
    aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahele hain...